I live :30 from a major US Canadian border crossing. I’ve driven back and forth many times. As a kid we used to go to concerts, dinner, movies. Etc. In Sarnia Ont.
Then as an Adult Fishing, Bear hunting, visiting relatives.
As an adult, retired military and with nothing on my criminal record. I’ve been grilled like they found the Outlaw Jose Wales.
“Look Jethro we got the Josey Wales”
One fond memory was 3 of us going bear hunting. And having our hunting supplies for a week spread out on a parking lot and while searching they lay all over my archery gear, take apart my arrows to look down the shafts, trash everything and then when they don’t find anything, tell us you’re free to go.
We just left home :30 minutes prior after days of strategic packing and now our shit is laying on an acre of pavement to repack. So now our 12 hr drive is delayed 2 hours.
I really love this highly secretive interrogation tactic. They use
Barney stares at his screen, like he seeing your deepest, dark secrets, and ask you questions. Like have you ever been convicted of a felony. When you said no, he says, are you sure? Looking at his magical screen like he sees something you forgot about. Then you start getting pissy and say “yeah I’m pretty sure I would remember if I had a felony”.
They then use that as an excuse that you’re getting lippy and escalate to the next level of BS. Sir pull over to that lane and another Barney will meet you.
My last example was when helping a friend go to customs at the border to get his 4457‘s documented. It was like I was trying to sneak across the Berlin wall.
I got so pissed off knowing millions were at that very moment strolling across our southern border while me standing there answering ridiculous questions from Barney. And I didn’t even have weapons to check serial numbers.
Yep, you finally got me. I’ve been evading the federales with Poncho and Lefty for years, and I finally stumbled into your dragnet.
Don’t even get me started on going into Quebec.
I don’t like to say never but I’m pretty confident. I will never step inside Canada again.
And to be clear, I’ve been screwed with by American Barney’s far more often coming back home. more than Canadians when going into Canada. Most of the time the Canadian BP were fine.
I must look like a criminal
